This was one of those things that was just such an enjoyable fun thing to be doing from start to finish. Such fun that I have no recollection how it started. I only remember the finishing of it and the inner chuckle of childish satisfaction. It now just resides upon its page tittering mischievously.
56. Are we there yet?
Before you know it you’ve got old enough,
To have learned how to wait,
For those things you really can’t wait for,
But you’ll remember when you were younger,
That waiting was all but impossible,
And you didn’t really wait at all,
Your whole existence was just an exercise,
In trying hard not to explode,
For the tedium about drove you mad,
As time it seemed to have stalled,
And there’d be trouble if you ruined the wallpaper,
So you couldn’t give in to climbing the walls,
(c) Jim Laing 2014.
56. Patience is a pain in the arse.